January 2011
63 posts
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
– George Carlin (via quote-book)
Fuck, I'm just gonna be naked from now on →
ekhoality:
You wasted knowledge, why wouldn’t you waste stupidity?
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And...
– Josh Groban (via NikkiKoala90)
bloodpressures:
Albert
Fabrizio
Julian
Nikolai
Fab, I would give you your favorite food every fucking day for breakfast, lunch and dinner
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
ileftmyheartinthewomb:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
I try to keep in mind that diamonds are formed...
I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random...
– Chuck Palahniuk
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I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger
– Victor
those who watch jersey shore have no brain.
eiramaxela:
pretty sure my brain is there. having a party. as i watch AND thoroughly enjoy the jersey shore. mm. wait wait. yep still there.
When New York banned smoking in restaurants, I stopped eating out. When they...
– David Sedaris (via bbook)
Everyone has the right to believe and accept what he or she wants, but reality...
– Gary Ryan Blair (via kari-shma)
The realm of consciousness is much vaster than thought can grasp. When you no...
– Eckhart Tolle (via hatchetentry)
When I really worry about something, I don’t just fool around. I even have...
– The Catcher in the Rye
I find a great comfort in knowing that there will...
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your...
Story of my life